Made
out of parts assembled in the glorious worker's paradise of the People's
Republic of China, the world's smallest socialist radio station(tm)
consists of a small transmitter, and an MP3 player. Current programming
consists of the "Internationale" in many different languages on a loop.
The world's smallest socialist radio station(tm)
started transmitting at 13:48:23 on November the 8th 2001. and relayed
the glorious message to all the workers within a radius of eight feet.
After
some highly technical tweaking to the transmitter the world's smallest
socialist radio station(tm) was about to
transmit the glorious message in stereo with approximately twice the range.
Transmission stopped at about 18:23:10 when a bourgeois-capitalist plot
caused the power to the transmitter to fail.
However thanks to the glorious labours of the people of international socialism
new batteries were found, and the world's smallest socialist radio station(tm)
was taken on a walking tour of downtown Cambridge
to meet the proletariat, and to increase its range to several miles. Following
a meeting in a coffee shop, the world's smallest socialist radio station(tm)
returned back to its custom built storage facility to await the revolution.
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